Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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