ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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