It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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