Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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