am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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