using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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