omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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