We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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