Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My first STD was from a foam party
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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