Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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