i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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