Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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