I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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