Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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