Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i may or may not be watching the land before time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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