But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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