I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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