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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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