The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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