This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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