4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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