the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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