Acid is not a monday night drug
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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