I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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