you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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