We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
