My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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