I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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