just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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