An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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