Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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