After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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