Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He better not be in your backpack
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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