are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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