Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had sex on a roof
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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