Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
and you fell through a lawn chair
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