he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit