did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room