New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
do herpes really smell.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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