Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Shitshow foam night was such a success
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.