Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...