Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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