so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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