butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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