I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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