i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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