next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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