After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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