Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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