I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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