Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
one might say we're banned from that church
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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