she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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