I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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