Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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