what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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