gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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