Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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