THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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